Peter Pondre’s Duck Race Adventure: A Quacky Day Out with MJP Conveyancing

The event we were all waiting for. The suspense, the strategy, the sheer duck-termination of it all. On a calm later spring day at the weekend, MJP Conveyancing’s shining hope, Peter Pondre, waddled into history… well, almost. The Break Norwich Duck Race was back, and while the wind and current had taken the day off, the excitement certainly had not. Peter made us proud, soared to glory (sort of), and ended with a well-deserved bath.

Here’s how it all unfolded.

A Feathered Friend with Big Dreams

Peter Pondre isn’t your average rubber duck. Oh no. He’s sleek, sophisticated, and a little bit squeaky. Draped in MJP Conveyancing’s bold colours, Peter had spent months preparing for this day. His training regime included long soaks in the sink, bobbing drills during tea breaks, and watching hours of inspirational duckumentaries like The Pondfather.

And when race day arrived? Peter was ready for his moment.

The Slowest Sprint in History

The starting gun (well, more of a cheery blast from a referee’s whistle) signaled the release of over a hundred rubber ducks. Peter burst onto the scene, floating forward with grace and determination. His competitors jostled to find their footing in the still waters of the River Wensum, but Peter was laser-focused.

Thanks to an eerily calm day with barely a whisper of wind or ripple of current, this year’s race wasn’t what you’d call “high-speed.” Spectators grabbed coffees, debated what takeaway to order for dinner, and reshuffled deck chairs as the ducks inched forward with glacial determination.

Despite the lack of speed, the race was a nail-biter. Peter kept his beak firmly ahead of the competition for most of the way. Every wobble, every twist in the river was met with cheers from Team MJP. The staff were on the banks shouting, “Go, Peter, go!” and someone even brought a motivational sign reading, “Float like a rubber duck, sting like a bee”.

The Drama at the Finish Line

And then… the moment came. Or at least, it seemed to. After over an hour of tense bobbing and weaving, Peter was the first duck to appear to cross the finish line. Photos were snapped, hands were thrown in the air, and rumors of celebratory bubble baths began circulating.

But wait! Not so fast.

Just as Team MJP was basking in the glow of what appeared to be glorious victory, the dark clouds of Duck VAR (Video Assistant Rubberduck) descended. Officials huddled around footage, consulting slo-mo replays of little brightly colored ducks jostling together at the finish line. It was tense. It was frustrating. It was, quite frankly, riduckulous.

Everything hinged on millimeters. And eventually, the ruling came in... Peter did not win. But before anyone could shout fowl play, it was revealed that Peter had still managed to secure a quacking top-10 finish.

While victory might have slipped through his beak, Peter held his head high as he paddled toward the winners’ enclosure, a true duck among ducks.

Stressful? Yes. Fun? Absolutely!

After the race, Peter and Team MJP gathered to reflect on the day. Sure, it had its tensions. Yes, the congested finish was frustrating. But hey, isn’t that what a day at the duck race is all about? Besides, Peter had represented MJP Conveyancing with gusto, proving he’s a duck that doesn’t give up when the waters get rough (or still).

Later, Peter finally got to wind down with a relaxing soak in a luxurious bubble bath. Candles were lit, relaxing music played softly in the background, and Peter floated quietly, no doubt dreaming of next year’s race and his shot at the title.

Until Next Year, Duck Fans!

The Break Norwich Duck Race 2025 was unforgettable, and Peter Pondre was at the heart of it. MJP Conveyancing couldn’t be prouder of their plucky little rubber representative. Sure, first place slipped away, but Peter proved that a steady float, a determined spirit, and a willingness to enjoy the ride are just as important as winning.

Here’s to Peter Pondre, a duck of the people, and to MJP Conveyancing, always making waves (or, at least trying to)! See you at the next race.